I did have my weekend fun all planned earlier but blogger as we all know wouldn't let us play.
However to get us going here is what the Royal Wedding would have been like if the couple had gone South to Scotland's oldest University from the Granite City of Aberdeen.
On that note all the best to my friend Kristian Chapman who is standing in the by election for the Dyce, Bucksburn and Danestone by election in Aberdeen.
Of course if it were in Aberdeen we made not have got a long enough look at Princess Beatrice's hat and then the legend that follows would not have come to be.
People may or may not have complained that while I was running Yes! operations here in Northern Ireland there was a serious lack of gratuitous male chest exposure. Fear not my female followers and fellow gay compadres the wait is over.
The delay in this Friday fun being posted, may or may not have been due to a major c*** up by a programmer at Blogger.