No it is not my audition for So You Think You Can Dance, and how dare you for thinking it would be.
Local Bathgate man 76 year-old Patrick Morrison (pictured) went into Astley Ainslie Hospital, Edinburgh after losing his right foot. When he returned home upon removing the protective sock covering it his wife Alexia aged 75 burst out laughing as he had been fitted with a left foot on his right.
She called the hospital who cut off the lower part of the replacement limb and replaced the foot with a right footed version.
However, false limb expert Malcolm Griffiths has been sacked by NHS Lothian, pending a hearing of the Health Professions Councilhe may be considered unfit to practise and either suspended or struck off.